Ask (the awesome) Helga

peachcake!!!!

Those are all my questions for you from before!!!!!

....Answer them, Helga... *Grins*

I'll go back and answer some of the older questions later, but in the meantime - Weird1 my eyes are blue.

I'll put the other 20 too.

I really think you oughta chill for the night, twerp. There's no way I'm answering all those questions!

Okay, tomorrow. But who needs yesterday? XD

Especially the one that asks, "Why is your name peachcake21". XD

Thanks for the answer, Helga. I'm trying to get along with you... I am. But it's hard sometimes.

Thanks for the answer, Helga. I'm trying to get along with you... I am. But it's hard sometimes.

It'd probably be easier if you were less annoying. Just saying.

Shut your trap you little-... Whatever. At least I don't have my nose crammed so far up my-... I've really gotta get out of here before I say something I'll regret.

Come on, Helga, these are your fans. Can't you just be a teeny, tiny bit nicer? Arnold's watching, and I bet he'd be really impressed. Not that you'd care, of course, I'm just saying....

I second that, Perhapsormaybe. *Crosses arms* I'm trying, the least you could do is be a little bit nicer to not only me, but everyone else.

Arnold would be so disappointed... *Shakes head*

Oh yeah, there's going to be plenty of ice cream in the party!

Why hello, Helga.

Isn't it just oh too fun answering all these questions?

Oh, lovely... Miss braidy-braid is trying to take over the 'Ask' Helga thread. *Slaps forhead*

Hi Helga!
First of all, you rock girl! I like your I-don't-care-what-people-think-of-me-attitude

And my question: When you grow up, what would you like to be?

So if you're the Helga G. Pataki, does that mean there are others?

Uh, I guess someone out there might have the same name, but I'm the only Helga G. Pataki that I know. I'm also the best. There have been some Helga impersonators over the years like when I was the IT Girl, but I'm the only real Helga.

What did you do for Valentine's Day this year?

Sat on my butt all day. Call Phoebe and ask her! She'll totally vouch that I went absolutely nowhere on Valentine's Day and certainly not to some fancy French restaurant!

Okay, you seem to like ice cream, what are your top five favourite flavors?

Vanilla, Cookie Dough, Moosetracks, Sherbet, Chubby Hubby.

You pick on Arnold the most, so how do you cope with boredom if he's not in school for some reason? Do you have a backup, or do you take the day off?

Who says I pick on Arnoldo the most? I pick on everyone equally thank you very much. I-I have a whole schedule dedicated to different kids to annoy each day! So when he's not around I just taunt someone else - like Harass Harold Fridays or Slug Sid Tuesdays. Heh heh.

So, pulled any great pranks lately?

No idea what you're talking about - I never pull pranks! *glances around for Mr. Simmons* (Even though they'd all be hysterical!)

Brainy says you smell like strawberry. Is that true?

I'm allergic to strawberries, you dolt. Also, stop listening to that guy - he's a sneak!

Why do you think they think you smell like poo?

Who thinks I smell like poo? Is it Harold that's saying that? That boy better get ready for a little meeting with Ol' Betsy.

Sooo, how do you feel in general?

Uh, all right. I can't believe how many totally moronic questions I've got to answer though. I guess that's just what happens when you're as awesome as I am.

Come on, Helga, these are your fans. Can't you just be a teeny, tiny bit nicer? Arnold's watching, and I bet he'd be really impressed. Not that you'd care, of course, I'm just saying....

Are you trying to imply that I care what the Footballhead thinks? Because I don't. He can go jump off a bridge for all I care.

But just because I'm such an amazing person I guess I could try to restrain myself a bit. Just keep that Weird1 quiet! She's always asking the weirdest questions. I guess that explains her name.

Isn't it just oh too fun answering all these questions?

Oh yeah, it's a real blast. *rolls eyes*

When you grow up, what would you like to be?

It's not about want. I am GOING to be the First Female President. Barring that... I guess there's always world domination or becoming a world class novelist.

First female Presiden?
Not if I beat you first!
World class novelist, what ideas to you have so far for writing,I'd love to read your books some day, Are you aver gonna make an autobiography? That be fun! =P

*Rolls eyes* I'm glad you finally got the message that I'm supposed to be weird. Me not being weird, is like you being nice. XD

Alright...

Ugh, I'm not sure what else to ask. Um... Remember when you got stranded at the chocolate factory with Harold, and then you ended up in that lake, and he couldn't swim? He said that he thought he loved you after you saved him... what did you think of that? You called him a bunch of mean names (Like you do), but I just wanted to know what you first thought of that.

Later Hater.

Do you like sausages? I think this is going to become a regular question for me.

Oh yeah, like what's your favorate color?
XD

I didn't know you were a writer, Helga. What kind of stuff do you like to write about?

Are you aver gonna make an autobiography?

Oh yeah. The world needs more Helga G. in it.

Um... Remember when you got stranded at the chocolate factory with Harold, and then you ended up in that lake, and he couldn't swim? He said that he thought he loved you after you saved him... what did you think of that? You called him a bunch of mean names (Like you do), but I just wanted to know what you first thought of that.

Yes, I remember that. Man, Harold can be so stupid and useless sometimes.

I'm pretty sure my only thoughts at that point were "NO." Harold loving me? Ugh, that'd SUCK.

Do you like sausages?

Sure.

I didn't know you were a writer, Helga. What kind of stuff do you like to write about?

Uhhhh well. I mean. Not that it's any of your business, Footballhead, but I write... about wrestlers! Yeah, I really love me some wrestling and can't get enough of talking about strangleholds and that sort of thing. Yessirree Bob, I write about tough stuff like wrestling and nothing stupid like romantic poetry or anything of the sort. Eh heh.

Awwwwww... Isn't Arnold such an adorable little sweetie?! <<(Rhetorical question there, we don't need for you to try and deny the facts)

Anyway, onto my question. *Cracks fingers*

We know you write with your trusty purple pen, but where did you get it, and why is it trusty? Also... if you're so into pink, why write in purple?

Thank you for your time.

What do you think of the poetry Mr. Simmons reads out loud?

Helga wrote:

I didn't know you were a writer, Helga. What kind of stuff do you like to write about?

Uhhhh well. I mean. Not that it's any of your business, Footballhead, but I write... about wrestlers! Yeah, I really love me some wrestling and can't get enough of talking about strangleholds and that sort of thing. Yessirree Bob, I write about tough stuff like wrestling and nothing stupid like romantic poetry or anything of the sort. Eh heh.

*Smiles his quiet smile* Whatever you say, Helga.