Ask (the awesome) Helga

Man, you guys just don't shut up.

Also, what did I say about stupid nicknames Weird1? Get ready to meet Ol' Betsy and the Five Avengers soon.

ah, Helga, you are both awesome and an inspiration. Deny your poetry writing all you want, but you were the reason I started writing mine in the first place.

Are things any better at home?

Oh, Peachy, everyone can join in making Fruit Cup angry! EVERYONE!

It's pretty easy. She's overly defensive, obviously, and she won't let anyone in because of her own psychological issues... in other words, Helga is 'da whacko... ableit an awesome one. But it's still fun making her mad.

I am now proceeding to ignore Weird1 because she is clearly insane and keeps calling me fruit cup. What the heck?

Oh, I'm shaking in my boots, Helgroy. I've got fists too, ya know?! They're named FIST 1 and FIST 2! I'M UNORIGINAL AND PROUD OF IT!

IGNORING YOU.

Whatever. *Shrugs* Stop making it so fun to annoy you and maybe people will stop.

And thank you. I am insane aren't I? *Blushes*

C'mon, guys, Helga was nice enough to come here, let's not scare her off.

Yeah, show a little gratitude. I am THE Helga G. Pataki after all.

Your funny! You should come to my school someday!
Well, I just asked if it was yours, I never asked why it had an "A" .
Hmm... good impression. To Eugenish though. Could you please do one of your classmates?
Okay if you want to annoy me with questions then here:
http://heyarnold.forumotion.com/introductions-f9/hihihihih-t93.htm
Go ahead and try to annoy me! You'll just fail!
Lol Wierd1!
Well my hands are named Buttercup and Cheese!
Yeah, Perhapsormaybe! She's like alot of people's favorate character! Even you Wierd1!

So if you're the Helga G. Pataki, does that mean there are others?

What did you do for Valentine's Day this year?

Oh, lovely...

Sorry for being such an annoyance, but she's so fun to annoy, and she makes it so easy!

Anyhoo, I'll try to stop with my annoying-...-ness? And yeah, she's my fave character! Can you not see me glowing just from having the ability to tick her off?! Hehehe...

Seriously, why pink? It's been bothering me for ages!

I'm definitely grateful!

Okay, you seem to like ice cream, what are your top five favourite flavors?

You pick on Arnold the most, so how do you cope with boredom if he's not in school for some reason? Do you have a backup, or do you take the day off?

Pink is her most flattering color.

Okay Fruit cup, I've just gotta know what kind of thoughts were running through your head when you were dancing with Arnold at the April Fools Dance... and don't you dare say, "None of your beeswax!", because that will just make me suspicious. *Eyes you up and down*

None of your business. Haha.

If you're so against girly-girls, what's with all the pink?

I'm not against girly-girls, I just don't have much use for them. And anyway, pink's a good color.

Do you smell like mud? It's just a theory... but I think it's very possible... or pork rinds. Maybe vanilla? Maybe even Arnold's shampoo? What do you smell like?!?!

God, you're weird. I don't know what I smell like. Soap? Definitely not Arnold's shampoo you freak!

What's the first thing that pops into your head when I say... Crap?

Poop.

How many times a day would you say you say the word Criminy?

Enough.

Deny your poetry writing all you want, but you were the reason I started writing mine in the first place.

Hmm well... that's cool. *rubs the back of her neck*

Are things any better at home?

Uh, Bob's still oblivious and loud and Miriam's still lame and dumb. So. I guess not much has changed.

You guys are way too quick for me! And you all ask like five questions at once.

Ah. Poor thing....*cough* So, pulled any great pranks lately?

Brainy says you smell like strawberry. Is that true?
Why do you think they think you smell like poo?
Sooo, how do you feel in general?
Oh sorry, it's 'cause your the best!

Sorry, you're just so interesting.

Helga wrote:

None of your business. Haha.

-_- Your humor does not amuse me...

Okay, fine, it does! XD

Helga wrote:

God, you're weird. I don't know what I smell like. Soap? Definitely not Arnold's shampoo you freak!

Okay, first of all, check the name, and second of all, I just thought since you're always around him (Wonder why that is. -_-), that you might have picked up his scent.

Freak? Hmmmm... Freak1? Not bad. Thanks for the material.

Question time:

I already asked Arnold this, so I thought I might ask you too. I know that you don't really have an eye color, but if you did... what color would your eyes be?

P.S. Geez, you're so mean. No wonder you're my favorite character.

I know right!
Someone told me you smell like poo accualy XD
How do you feel about a Giraffe singing the "I'm too sexy" song?

WHat kind of questions are these? Why do you pester my love with such paltry queries?

We love her! We try to annoy her with the wierdest of questions =P

I think I'm gonna start ignoring the weirdest of questions. It'd save me some time.

HERE!
1) What's your favorite color?
2) What's your favorite food?
3) Who's your favorite actor/actress?
4) What's your favorite movie?
5) What are your hobbies?

7) What is the capital of Iceland? (No cheating on this)
8 ) Who's your favorite HA! character?
9) Why are they your favorite HA! character?
10) Do you have any siblings?
11) What is your talent? Or talents?
12) What's your prefered beverage?
13) What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
14) How many times have you found yourself laying in bed at night really having to pee, but not really wanting to get out of bed?
15) What is your favorite day of the week?
16) What is your favorite song?
17) How many socks have you lost in your life?
18) Where do you think all the missing socks go?
19) Are you allergic to anything?
20) How much junk food would you say you consume in the period of one month?

My question wasn't weird! (For once)

Repeat, what color would your eyes be if you did have an eye color?

Sorry, Brainy... *Sulks* I don't like upsetting the people worthy of worship. Isn't that right, Helga? *Raises eyebrow*