Ask Arnold

How did you get your room to be remote controled?
How about Grandpa's advice on rasberry's?

So if I went into your world, my eyes would become little black dots in little round circles... that IS neat! Why complicate things with specific eye colors anyway? But I have to know, if you came into our world... what color do you think your eyes would be? I've mostly seen people say that you have green eyes, but there have been a few who claimed you to have blue... I must know which is right. XD

Football Head is a nickname between friends... that's SO cute! Personally, though, I don't see it as much of an insult. I think your head is cool looking, so football head is a rather flattering name in my own opinion.

But it will never beat Archiblad. -_-

And it's good that you've stopped chasing her... it was getting ridiculous. I'm not trying to be mean, but I hated watching you go through all that crappola just to come out with her saying, "I don't like you like you, I just like you." in the end, and then actually having the nerve to give you hope! I think you can do much better than Lila. You're awesome like that.

Now then...

I've gotta know... what do you think of Helga's pink bow now? I think it's cute, but I don't quite understand it. Why would someone so tough wear a pink bow? It's not very intimidating. -_-

Have you ever eaten raspberries? 'Cause if ya have... maybe you'd have a better idea as to why your grandpa says to never eat them. I mean, I can guess why it would be bad to eat them, and several of those guesses involve a toilet, but I'd like to know. I've had raspberry cake before, and there were no unpleasant reprocussions. So have ya eaten any?

Okay, now... what was with that intense dance with Helga at the April Fools Dance?! It was as if you were actually having- *Censored* on the dance floor! Don't you realize that there are children watching?!?! .....Oy.

Last question for the day... well, from me.

Has it ever occured to you how adorable you are? I'm sorry... that must be uncomfortable... but I just think you're so cute sometimes.

Wierd1 ! He's 9!
Never mind =P
How's life in general?

I have to second Weird1. You are just beyond adorable. Does anybody ever tell you that?

Peachcake, I KNOW! It makes it all the inappropriate! NINE! You know... there were some rumors going around that Arnold here and Helga had *Censored* before the dance, and THAT'S why it was so crazy hot. *Shifty eyes*

YES! You are a precious, little football head!

You guys! Don't put Arnold on the spot! xD And you just HAD to bring up the April Fool's Day fiasco, didn't you?

Sorry, Arnold! Sometimes us fans can get a little crazy. X////D

NO! ANSWER THE DARN QUESTION! I'M PERFECTLY SANE HERE! It's a perfectly liable question that deserves an explanation. *Eyes you suspiciously* So... why did you turn the heat up like that?! I was practically drenched in sweat! I nearly drowned because of YOU!

I have barley any sanity Archibald.
Have you ever lost a sock?

Yeah, I got a question for you Footballface - why are you such a loser? Hahaha!

AHHH! Helga!
Your awesome!
Oh come on Helga, couldn't you be atleast more compasionate ?

Oh come on Helga, couldn't you be atleast more compasionate ?

Couldn't you be a little less annoying? If I wanted a lecture I'd have asked for one from Arnoldo here. He never shuts up! "Do the right thing blah blah blah..."

Yay! Your being mean! Wait. . that's a bad thing. =P
Nooo, I have nothing better to do XD
She's sorta right Archibald, you alwyas do that, but thats you and thats what makes you special . I do that at school too but I always end up like Helga here.

If you had to give Helga a nickname, what would you call her?

I think you should call her Pigtails or Helie.

I think you should call her Pigtails or Helie.

How about not. Man, you are all over the place with this nickname thing. If I ever hear Arnoldo call me anything stupid and cutesy like "Pigtails" or "Helie" I am going to vomit and then sock him.

Actually that goes for anyone who tries calling me a pet name. You've been warned!

Great... Helga. We're ALL DOOMED! XD

Okay I'll stop! GEEZ!
We are Wierd1, WE ARE!

HERE!
1) What's your favorite color?
2) What's your favorite food?
3) Who's your favorite actor/actress?
4) What's your favorite movie?
5) What are your hobbies?
6) Why is your name peachcake21?
7) What is the capital of Iceland? (No cheating on this)
8 ) Who's your favorite HA! character?
9) Why are they your favorite HA! character?
10) Do you have any siblings?
11) What is your talent? Or talents?
12) What's your prefered beverage?
13) What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
14) How many times have you found yourself laying in bed at night really having to pee, but not really wanting to get out of bed?
15) What is your favorite day of the week?
16) What is your favorite song?
17) How many socks have you lost in your life?
18) Where do you think all the missing socks go?
19) Are you allergic to anything?
20) How much junk food would you say you consume in the period of one month?

Again?

Ugh, I am so sorry, Arnold... This is all my fault! *Goes to jump off a bridge*

NOOO! WIERD1 WHY?
Those are her questions

Don't worry! You people assume too much! It's not a high bridge! It's only like... three feet off the ground! XD

Yeah... sorry, Arnold. *Rubs back of neck*

I'll put the other 20 too!

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forgive me, Kev-... I mean, Arnold!

Here! Muahaha!
1. What's the difference between a string bean and a potato?
2. Why are my pants purple?
3. How come coke burns so much when you take that first sip?
4. What the HECK is wrong with David Letterman?!
5. What would you think of a giraffe who sings "Do ya think I'm sexy?" and wiggles his neck while doing so?
6. Are you anxious for all the teenaged hormones to take over your body and give you massive acne?
7. Why do they call peanuts peanuts? It doesn't sound very appetizing... IT HAS PEA IN IT, FOR GOODNESS SAKES!
8. Is it really wrong to be in love with your imaginary friend?
9. Have you ever been in love?
10. Have you ever thought you were in love?
11. How come everything that tastes yucky is good for you and everything that tastes delicious is bad for you?
12. Have you ever chased after a butterfly?
13. Why do you want to be asked so many questions, anyway?
14. Have you ever lost a balloon right after you got it?
15. Have you ever stayed up all night?
16. What is your kryptonite?
17. How did you get hooked on Hey Arnold!?
18. What is your favorite emoticon?
19. What is wrong with French people?! WHY DO THEY EAT SNAILS?!?!?! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
20. Do you agree that Jack Black should be President?

Okay, guys, given that Arnold doesn't seem to be on tonight, I'm going to ask that we all leave this thread alone until he gets back. We don't want to overwhelm our favorite football headed kid!