Save the Tree - Feb 26th

XD Oooh, you naughty naughty thing...

Okay then, perv. X3

Thump thump thump thump...up the stairs they go....lalalala...

"Here's my room."
"It's nice. You know, for a girl's room."
"Yeah sure, okay, sit on the bed."
"Why?"
"It's more comfy, doi!"
"Whatever you say, Helga..."
Sits on the bed.
She sits too.
"Um, so...what did you want to show me?"
Smirk.
"...Helga? Why are you looking at me like that?"

xD

And then she pulls out her shrine and smacks him over the head with it.

....Ignore me.

LOL! I guess my scene is more... after... they start... yeah...

XD

This is all too funny!

"...Helga? Why are you looking at me like that?"

XD I loved that line!

xD

Thank you, Singr! X3

"...Helga...?"
"I want you."
"You want me...what? To do what?"
"You dense football head."
"Helga?? What are you talking about?"

X3 I'm so cruel. 8D

ROTFL...You guys are beyond awesome. Thank you for the laughs.

After that I can totally picture her pouncing on him and stripping him... so then he's all...

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!"

XD

LOL!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

Me too. X3 'Cause I'm baaaaad.

"Making love to you."
"What?!?! Don't take my clothes off! No! No!"
"You want me."
"Huh?! What are you talking about?!"
"I'll show you."
"NOOOOOOOOO-...oooh...whoa..."

*CENSORED*

...

Some time later...

"What just happened now?"
"We made love, doi."
"O-Oh..."
"Want to do it again?"
"Um, okay."

xD

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE FROM LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S POSSIBLE!!!!!! I KNOW BECAUSE I'M DOING IT!!!!! I'M AS GOOD AS DEAD AT THIS POINT!!!!!

Geez.... I'm crying from laughing so hard!

"Um, okay."

LOL!!!!!! That line is great, along with ALL the others, but that one just surprised me a bit. Oh, poor, poor, poor Arnold... *Shakes head*

Oh my god, she finally raped him. ....Raise your hands if you saw it coming. *raises both hands*

*Raises both hands and both feet*

*Raises hand* Yep. She did him. xD But he liked it. 8D

X3 Making my friends laugh is always a joy to me! No worry, I've died laughing tons of times. xD I know what it's like!

Hee hee! >w< "Um, okay." I had to. X3

"You liked it."
"I-I did..."
"I love you."
"H-Huh?"
"I love you."

There's this tiny corner of my mind going "You shouldn't be laughing. That's a terrible thing to laugh at" while the rest of it says "shut the hell up, it was funny and it's just a joke".

LOL!

Next part:

"You love me?"
"Yes. What part of make LOVE don't you get?"
"Does this mean I love you too now?"
"Yes."
"Okay, I love you."
"Good."
(Dims lights)

XD So wrrrrrrroooooooooonnnnnnnnnng!!!!!! But too funny!!!!!

My side hurts from laughing now...

You are right, rape is NOT a laughing matter and never in my life would I ever find it funny or take it lightly.

So I replaced "rape" with "did". xD

Next part:

A week later...

"Okay man, what's goin' on between you and Helga?"
"...We're dating?"
"That's it? Man, you guys are attached at the hip! What's goin' on?"
"Nothing. We just talked and sorted things out."
"Riiight...whatever you say, Arnold."

Arnold then slips behind an alley where Helga is and they make out. xD

...I cant'...stop...laughing.

I think we need to reel it in a bit here you guys.

Also, joking about rape = not cool ever. You really shouldn't be throwing that word around so lightly.

You are absolutely right. I apologize.

Back to the original topic (...way, way...WAY back)...I can't remember the name of the guy driving the bull dozer. I know he was in a couple of episodes, can anybody help me out here?

I'm so sorry. This is all my fault, I was being stupid and I should have known better. There is no excuse for it and I apologize.

Sorry...

And it's all our faults, Nintendo. Don't you dare try and take all the blame.

Now let's move on from this tense, awkward moment.

The name of the guy on the bulldozer? I don't remember...

Maurice? no... I don't know.

It's bugging me. I know I know the guy's name, but I can't recall it. I remember he was kind of sleazy, though.

Nick Vermicelli?

I think that's it! Thanks! That was going to bug me for ages...