Ask Thaddeus "Curly" Gammelthorpe

Thankyouverymuch. That's right, Curly's here baby. Here's the rules, see? Ask me questions and remember to look but don't touch, ladies. My heart only belongs to my Rhonda.

...Why is your name Curly? Your hair is not curly. I get "Thaddeus" may not be the greatest name, but where on Earth did that nickname come from?

Also, you are insane, and for that I love ya. Like my avatar?

Good day to you, Curly.

Okay, so you really love animals, yeah? So I'm sure it's hard to pick just one. Which would you say are your top five favourite animals ever?

Are you ever going to free the animals from the zoo?

Thanks for your time.

Oh snap! It's Curly!

You gotta tell me how you do that smile. If only I could study at your feet and learn the proper technique of 'crazy grin.'

Dude... you are a freakin' basket case... I LOVE YA! XD

Arnold said this was your kind of emoticon, is that true? >>>

Perhapsormaybe wrote:...Why is your name Curly? Your hair is not curly. I get "Thaddeus" may not be the greatest name, but where on Earth did that nickname come from?

Also, you are insane, and for that I love ya. Like my avatar?

That's privileged information lady and my secrets ain't cheap.

That's amazing! You captured exactly what I was thinking at the time. Of course, I believe romance is about subtlety... so I didn't choose those exact words.

NintendoGal55 wrote:Good day to you, Curly.

Okay, so you really love animals, yeah? So I'm sure it's hard to pick just one. Which would you say are your top five favourite animals ever?

Are you ever going to free the animals from the zoo?

Thanks for your time.

1) Tigers
2) Giraffes
3) Sharks
4) Ardvarks
5) Frogs

I totally already did that. I was charged as a minor.

Nefarious wrote:Oh snap! It's Curly!

You gotta tell me how you do that smile. If only I could study at your feet and learn the proper technique of 'crazy grin.'

It's all in the curl of the lip.

Weird1 wrote:Dude... you are a freakin' basket case... I LOVE YA! XD

Arnold said this was your kind of emoticon, is that true? >>>

Wah-hahaha! I love it! "Hey there, hot stuff. Wanna go steppin' with a happenin' hipster?" Ooo... that's good. I'm saving that one for Rhonda later.

....What horrors have we unleashed by allowing you on this board?

...I'm serious, that's not rhetorical.

YAY! You love the emoticon.

Okay, onto the more serious questions.

Do you like sausages?

And what is your opinion on pants?

That is all.

Who cuts your hair, Curly?
And even more important, how?

Perhapsormaybe wrote:....What horrors have we unleashed by allowing you on this board?

...I'm serious, that's not rhetorical.

Your words say “Possible restraining order” but your avatar says “Curly you're the greatest!”

Weird1 wrote:YAY! You love the emoticon.

Okay, onto the more serious questions.

Do you like sausages?

And what is your opinion on pants?

That is all.

Sausages? Yes? No? I dunno.

Pants are best when worn on the head.

Annemiek wrote:Who cuts your hair, Curly?
And even more important, how?

My dad cuts it with a bowl. Our family is very well-to-do but he likes to save money any way he can...

...Curly, stop being so awesome and making me laugh so hard.

I know it's not a question, I just want to tell you your singing is amazing and makes me swoon. ...even though I'm way too old for you.

What's your favorate color!

What your secret on being CRAZY!?!?!?
I need to know!

Give me atleast 10 reasons on why you LOVE!!!!! Rhonda? GO!

Perhapsormaybe wrote:...Curly, stop being so awesome and making me laugh so hard.

I know it's not a question, I just want to tell you your singing is amazing and makes me swoon. ...even though I'm way too old for you.

I'm like catnip for the ladies, what can I say? Try to control yourself. I know it can be difficult.

peachcake21 wrote:What's your favorate color!

What your secret on being CRAZY!?!?!?
I need to know!

Give me atleast 10 reasons on why you LOVE!!!!! Rhonda? GO!

Black. The color of Rhonda's lustrous hair.

Crazy? I'm not crazy. I simply have fun and I get a little angry when I suffer... INJUSTICE. *Eye twitches behind glasses*

Oh where do I BEGIN?? In no particular order:
1] Her smile. A radiant blessing which so rarely falls upon me that I cherish it even more.
2] That sense of style she has. I'm dazzled and disoriented by it.
3] Rhonda's handwriting. The graceful curls. The little hearts above her 'i's'. All equally charming.
4] That rockin' body.
5] The way her hair smells. *Takes a whiff* OHhhh yeaaahhh...
6] Her refined, dignified personality. Rhonda is so classy.
7] Those eyes! I could stare into them all day long. Or I could if she'd look at me.
8] Rhonda's fighting spirit. Kitty's got claws! Rawr.
9] The way she walks. It just makes me want to follow her around so I can watch.
10] Her voice. So assertive and proud. The way she says "Get lost, creep!" ...it drives me wild.

Stop encouraging him! Ugh!

Come on Rhonda-baby, let me take you away from all this. Preferably someplace where we can be... alone.

I theorize that 'freak' is just her pet name for you. Agree or disagree?

Agree