Ask Brainy

Uh, hi. Ask me questions.

No.

Brainy!
Okay! How come you always follow Helga?

I like her poems.

Awww! Did you hear that Helga! Awww. How sweet.
How do you know where she's gonna be?

I can follow her smell. She has very distinctive shampoo. I can't always find her, but if I smell her shampoo, I will.

What type of shampoo does she use?
How many glasses have you replaced in your lifetime?

I'm not exactly sure what kind it is. It smells sort of like strawberries, but it can't be tha because she is allergic to them.

And I have broken 97 pairs of glasses. I get a prize at my eye doctors when I get past 100.

MAN! I only have broken 9! You beat me!
Allergic? Is that why you always wheeze around her>

No, I have horrible asthma. It gets worse when I am nervous. That's why I like the Internet- because I don't wheeze.

Yay! No wheezing!
When is the first time you saw Helga and heard her poems?

Okay...Brainy...if that is your real name...

Are you the estranged love child of Harry Warden (My Bloody Valentine) and Darth Vader?

XD Never mind. My REAL question was answered. Thanks!

See ya later.

Preschool. She had a paper heart and was talking to it. It sounded so pretty that I have followed her ever since.

Awww! Is there anything you know about Helga? Specifics?
I'm not trying to be mean but can I nickname ya' Darth Vader?
It will make you awesomer!

Ugh, can we stop asking questions about me? It's creeping me out how much stuff he knows. *shudders*

So, Brainy, what are your hobbies and interests, outside of stalking Helga?

I don't know. What do you want to know?

I have a bizarre interest in garbage, oddly enough. I've spent enough time in trash cans to know my stuff.

I also enjoy spending time on my computer. It is relaxing.

You're just a big sweetheart, aren't you?

Brainy.

Are you a smart nerd as your nickname proclaims? Or no? I don't know, I'm guessing you're pretty smart...but we don't know much about you at all. Come to think it, we know nothing!

Does it suck to have so little screen time?

Just a big creep is more like it.

Hello, you're a nice person. *Smiles at you*

Alright, to the questions...

Have you ever eaten paste? If so... what does it taste like?

Why do you follow Helga again? I mean... sure she's awesome, but she seems to have a problem with me for some reason. And she's always punching ya... Why do you take it?

Last one, friend, what do you think of Arnold?

You know, Helga, for someone who gets so annoyed when he follows you, you seem to have no problem stalking him in his thread. *Smirks*

So Brainy, what do you like about Hillwood?
Oh Wierd1, XD

I'll try to get all those questions.

I am considered a geek. I am called Brainy because someone mispelt my name on the roster in preschool, and it stemmed from there. I would of course like more screentime, but Helga, the goddess she is, deserves it far more than me. As I said before, I follow her because I love to hear her impromptu poetry, among other reasons. I know she has anger issues, so I allow her to take them out on me. Arnold- eh, he's a nice enough guy, I suppose. I have no real opinion one way or the other.