Random Chat!!!

Holy chank! You've all gotta watch this video if you haven't already! I ADORE THIS SONG! It's the awesomest, stupidest, most ridulous song in the entire world and you must watch!

WARNING! GAYNESS AHEAD! GAYNESS AHEAD! THERE IS NO TURNING BACK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6toxGqHOpMM

HAHAHAHA! It's too awesome!

P.S. Peachy, I've got some blonde hair I'd be willing to let you borrow. XD

Blonde hair down
uh. . .
THE REST TO GO!!

What is the wierdest thing to happen to you, and the grossest?

Hmmm... The weirdest thing? Geez, that's so hard! So much weird crap has happened to me! Uh... Well once I did a back flip completely by accident. I felt so dizzy and confused. Does that count? Ya know, after I did that I said it was on purpose. XD Have you ever done that? Done something awesome by accident and then told everyone you totally meant to do that?

HAHA! Okay... The grossest? Sooooooooooooooo easy. Went into my brother's room. (Scary music: Dun, dun, dun, dun) Closely followed by eating hummus. *Shudders violently* Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh... That stuff tastes aweful!!!!!!!!!!!!

I one time I was so mad that when I saw I soccer ball I went to kick it and it flew across the field. But I told everyone it was my talent XD
But now I'm the worst at soccer XD
Good thing only two other peoplr of elematary school came with me at my new school XD

Yesterday some guy was passing out "The Giver" books for class. The kid put it so far off the edge that it fell in the traash can. whan I took it out thre was some clear, gooey thing on the book and my hand. X( My Parter told me it was one of my friend's boogers (gross) so I left the class to wash my hands.

What does hummus taste like? Everytime someone tells me the name of a foodd I don't know I automatically think it's chocolate XD

Have you read "The Giver"? If so, is it good?

I don't think I've read that book. I've read plenty of books, but most of them have pictures. XD I think I've heard of it though.

Hummus? Well... It kind of tastes like black licorice, cow dung, donkey spit, boogers, dirt, five hundred year old mints, the contents of a zit, all wrapped up in a mooshy, disgusting mass of EEK! *Shudders* I HATE it! I tried it once and as soon as it touched my lips... I was scarred for life. Some people actually like it (Something I can't quite comprehend, myself), but I think it tastes like every aweful taste in the world all rolled up into a taco shell that's been sitting under someone's bed for the past twelve years. YUCK! Hummus is my enemy! ENEMY!

*looks under bed*
Hey look! There it is! It must have been thre since I wer born.

Did you ever have/had the feeling an object (like a book or a ballon or something that doesn't move alot) is following you?

*Looks both ways*

My sis got a tweety bolloon and it follows me across the room. Even across the HALL!! I can honestly say "I think it followed me into the bathroom."

(It's staring at me right now)

P.s So if you were the leader of an army and the other side had hummus as their weapons, would you cost whatever your you're fighting for just to get away from the hummus?

My mom likes hummus. I didn't trust the smell of it so I wouldn't try it.

No, but I have had the feeling that something is going to fly out of the drain in the bathtub or up the pipes in the toilet that's going to try and kill me.... No joke.

Depends on what we're fighting over. If it's something stupid like... Monkeys are better than rhinos, then I'd run like heck and never look back. But if it was over something important like if two ply toilet paper is better than three ply... Well then it's personal! I think I could handle having hummus thrown on me, but not having it in my mouth. *Shudders*

Good choice, Perhapsormaybe. Very wise decision. Smart.

Do you believe in paranormal phenomenoms?

You mean ghosts? Uh... I'm not sure. I sometimes do suspect it... and then other times I think it's all just crap. Don't really know. It's a creepy subject that I'd like to think doesn't exist. Ghosts are... scary.

OH! What if they made a dish of hummus levitate?!?! Now THAT would be TERRIFYING! XD

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!! ATTACK OF THE LEVITATING HUMMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR STILL WORKING TASTEBUDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
I do, well at times.
Have you ever thought/saw/expirenced a paranormal phenomenon?
(I like saying it, PARANORMAL PHENOMENON, say it with me! Para-normal-pheno=menon. Isn't it fin )

Do you have a random HA! joke? XD
Helga (H) : *finishes on of the monolougues of love and sighs*
Arnold (A) : Helga?
H: AHH! What are you doing football head? Salking me!
A :No I just came back too get my books.
H :Oh yeah! Next your going to build shrines after me.
A: *Stares at Helga like what the cheese*
Later at Helga's house in front of her shrines
H : Oh Arnold . . .
THE END!
I think Helga is in a way out of OOC plus I have to remember i'm not funny XD

Okay, recently Peachy and me got to talking about pants... and their musical quality.

Any thoughts? XD

We should write Pants! the musical, and then a video game!

Dude, we'd make a fortune!

Think of the possibilities! They could do splits, and back flips, and-where are we going to find actors to play pants? This would be difficult. We could have giant pants costumes, and have one guy control one pant leg, and another guy work the other.

~PANTS!~
~THE MUSICAL!~

My friend and I attempted to write a musical once...but when the lead song became the f word, uh...we ended up deciding against it. I'm supposed to be writing a script for a musical for my friend to produce, but I keep forgetting.

Really? That's so cool! You should write about pants. XD

The F word? *Tries not to laugh* How the heck did that happen?

We got a friend to help...that's the song he came up with. When we realized our songs were no where near as good, we scrapped it.

Ah. *Nods in understanding*

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!

...I'm sorry, I've got pants on the brain. Well... close, I've got pants on my head... no joke.

Anything anyone has got to add, or should we scrap this pantsalicious conversash, and move on?

But if so, before we do.

*Clears throat*

~We're pants!~
~We're pants!~
~We've got it all!~
~We sing, we dance!~
~And we're not that tall!~

~We're pants!~
~We're pants!~
~It's what we're supposed to do!~
~We skip, we prance!~
~You don't have a clue!~

~Pants!~

~We're pants!~
~We're pants!~

*Thunderous applause*

Okay, I'm good.

Whooooo!! Yay for pants!!! 8D

And now it's time for weirdness. 8D

Spider Pig
Spider Pig
Does whatever a spider pig does
Can he swing from a web?
No he can't
He's a pig
Look out!
Here comes the spider pig

X3

Slinging from the highest ledge,
He can leap above our heads
Spectacular, spectacular spiderman!

...*ahem* Sorry. I just love that show.

'Tis all right, we're all here to have fun. 8D

Hooray!

...I'm supposed to be studying, working on a fanfic or working on a Hey Arnold amv right now. Heh. Whoops?

HAHAHA! Yeah, I really should be off finishing up the last chapter of my fic... oh well. I can always do that later.

I LOVE SPIDER PIG!

Spider pig!
Spider pig!
Does whatever a spider pig does!

AH! I always loved that! Homer is so retarded. I think I saw an episode once where they had found a crayon up in his nose, and that was why he was so dumb. "Doh!" They took it out, but in the end they ended up sticking it back up... I can't remember why...

"DOH!"