Ask Eugene

Hi guys! Isn't it a wonderful day?
If you have any questions for me, ask away. I'd be ever so happy to answer them all!

Oh man, it's Eugene!

Tell me, where did you find a book about 'How to go bad'? I'm curious as to where you'd get that kind of reading material. Not that I want to go bad myself.

Gosh, don't remind me, that must have been the worst day of my life! I wouldn't recommend a book like that to anyone. But it's my dad's. Can you believe that? My dad went bad one day, just like me! It's an old book, I think my dad bought that thing in the sixties sometimes.. I wonder why he never got rid of it though.

Hi, Eugene! It's nice to see you! 8D

How do you do it, Eugene? You face such terrible accidents, which really sucks, and yet you bounce back like nothing happened! That's pretty admirable. How do you do it?

Why hello NintendoGal, it's nice to see you too!

Terrible accidents? Gosh, I don't know what you mean. Let me think.. I guess I've faced a few accidents.. But what doesn't kill you makes you stronger right? Gosh, I just try to be optimistic all the time. It makes people happy, and that makes ME happy. And to tell you the truth, most of those accidents happen when Arnold's around. Don't tell him though. He's such a great friend and I'm so very lucky that he's always trying to help. I'm a very lucky guy. Life's just wonderful!

Why don't you like Sheena... and I do mean like. I mean, she seems to like you, but why don't you like her back? Cooties? Too tall? Odd voice? Just not your type?

WHY?!

Well.. Sheena's a nice girl. But she's just.. well.. I don't know. She's so tall and.. Actually I just don't really like girls that much.

Oh. *Blinks* Understandable.

What is your opinion on pants? And do you like sausages?

XD That is all.

Eugene!! Yay! You made it!
You're adorable, anyone ever told you that?

So many questions..
Let's see..
What's your favorite color?

Pants.. gosh what a weird question is THAT? I guess they're.. convenient. But you know what? Skirts and dresses are way more comfortable! Not that I wear those.. of course..
Sausages.. the bigger the better!

I think Sheena told me that I'm.. well.. adorable But I don't really like to be called that.

My favorite color.. Ow geez, I think red's my favorite color ever! And maybe mauve too, mauve's a beautiful color. All the good things in life are red. Like strawberries and cherries and ladybugs and roses.. O my gosh, did you see that?! A ladybug just landed on my nose! Just look at it, isn't it wonderful? Uhh.. DON'T GO THERE! O my.. It's in my nose now Help me guys..! I'm okay though..

Weird question? Check the name.

My favorite color is red too!!!

What do you think of Helga?

Do you like chocolate?

And, last one...

You seem like you might wear glasses or something. Do you wear contacts? Or do you think you might wear glasses when you're a grown up? They seem like they might look pretty good on you.

I think Helga's alright deep down, but she keeps pushing me aside and she keeps yelling at everyone. Especially at Arnold, which confuses me a little 'cause he's always been super nice to her, right?

And gosh, yes, I LOVE chocolate! Ever so much! But I can't eat a lot of chocolate because I'm a little allergic. Gives me rashes.

Oh, why hello Eugene!

I'm just ever so happy you were able to join us. Isn't answering all these question just oh too fun?

Hi Lila!
And I am happy to see YOU here! And all our other friends of course. Gosh you're right, it's ever so much fun to answer all the questions and meet all these fantastic and wonderful people!

What is it like to be born on friday the 13th XD

Eugene:
Hi Lila!
And I am happy to see YOU here! And all our other friends of course. Gosh you're right, it's ever so much fun to answer all the questions and meet all these fantastic and wonderful people!

It is just ever so enjoyable!

Jeez you two are perky. I think I'm going to be sick. Where's Helga when you need her?

People keep telling me that being born on Friday 13th made my bad luck a thousand times worse.. But I'm okay, really. I don't feel unlucky at all!
I was born on May 13th 1988 by the way, that was on a Friday. Check your calender! It's true.

Well hi there, Nefarious!
Ow gosh, you're feeling sick? Was it something you ate? I always have an extra bag with me for when someone gets sick. Happens to me every morning on our way to school.

Nefarious:
Jeez you two are perky. I think I'm going to be sick. Where's Helga when you need her?

Perky? Is that a bad thing? *Blinks* Oh, I'm just ever so sorry if you're feeling sick! Perhaps you should lie down for a while, and that will make you feel better. I'm just ever so sorry.

Jeez you two are perky. I think I'm going to be sick. Where's Helga when you need her?

Staying the heck away from this overly happy thread. Crimeny!

aww, my son's birthday is May 13th! ^_^

Wow, this is a friendly thread. Eugene, you're adorable.

Gosh, thank you, Perhapsormaybed
And what a coincidence!

I'm not overly happy, Helga. I'm just being optimistic.

So.. Eugene,
What would you like to be when you grow up?

Hey Eugene!
Can I call you Euge?
And what do you think of pan.... DARN YOU WIERD1!
Sorry!
What do you think of all your classmates?
Your sooo optimistic all the time! How do you do that?
Well bye for know!